Sex under the watchful eyes of God

Does she disgust or turn Him on?


Have you ever wondered if God is watching you while you are jerking off? Since He is everywhere all of the time, does He observe us when we suck or fuck? Is He a nosey being, a busy voyeur, or a vigilant guard? Is He proud of the big cocks and nice boobs and pussies He made? How does He feel when He sees men with tiny weenies and women with nonexistent boobs? Does God realize that He overlooks sometimes? Does He frown upon men with penile enlargement and women with breast implants? What does He think about portable pussies, blow up dolls, dildoes,, and vibrators? Does He know how many times I play myself or get laid in a week? Does He laugh when I fake my orgasm or consider it a sinful lie? Is He happy when I make men feel good and cum? Does it hurt Him when I swallow? Does God think of me as a murderous, cannibalistic glutton? Does He watch me intently when I get fucked? Is He always on my business?

I used to be a very religious Catholic zombie before Buddha showed me the way to enlightenment. Now, I am eclectic when it comes to my religious belief. Before, I wondered a lot, with fear and guilt when I got fucked, if I displeased, disobeyed, and abandoned God. I took down the images of Mother Mary and a crucifix my mother installed on the walls of my room and replaced them with posters of hot male nude models and erotic prints of Man Ray. I get soft when I accidentally glance at religious icons and images when I jerk off or get laid. Even when I see clients in their hotels, I have to hide the room bible away from my view before I get naked. I still wonder though if God gets mad when I get fucked in the ass, a misuse of his creation intended for taking a dump. When I suck a cock during Holy Week, I still feel guilty for not fasting and for having meat in my lustful mouth. When I am alone satisfying myself, does He feel my longing? Is He sympathetic to my desire?

When I am on the verge of orgasm, I wonder if God hears me when I say His name. Does He cheer for me or help me triumph in my struggle to cum? When I make out with a guy, does He close his eyes? What does He think when men play my boobs and blow my cock at the same time? When I love a man, do I make God happy? When He sees me totally naked on my bed, does he pity me? Does He see me as His mistake? Does He condemn me for letting a surgeon alter His creation? Do my feminine face and body, 36D boobs, and eight-inch, thick cock scare Him? What did He want for me when He gave me a male body and a female mind? Is it His test I have failed? Is He regretful of my existence? Does God understand my predicament? Is He proud of me for surviving all the trials I have faced? Does He ever wonder what I have become? Is He mindful that I have suffered so much? I still wonder if there is God watching me.

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